In the spirit of Beyonce’s gender-bending single “If I Were A Boy”, and the Playboy Bunny dalliances of chief mogul Hugh Hefner , I’ve decided to sweep the green-eyed monster in me under the carpet and embrace my inner desire for attractive women.

As testosterone-charged as I’ll pretend to be, I’ll give you THE line-up of female celebs 25 years and under whom I would very much like to have in my Playboy Mansion.

Disclaimer: The blogger will not be held responsible for any signs of excessive hyperventilation which may arise from feasting your eyes on this bevy of beauties. :p

And here’s the list, in no particular order. (yeah, right.)

10. Scarlett Johansson

Who? Best known as ‘Charlotte’ in Lost in Translation. ‘Jordan Two Delta’ in The Island. ‘Annie Braddock’ in The Nanny Diaries. ‘Mary Boleyn’ in The Other Boleyn Girl. To be honest, she was in many movies, but I personally find it difficult to identify her strongly with a specific one. It should be akin to seeing a big purple T-rex and going, ‘Ooh, ooh, I know this one! It’s Barney from Barney & Friends!’

Age: 25

Why? My boyfriend insisted she should be on the list, I said, ‘You’re sleeping outside tonight!’ Married to Ryan Reynolds in 2008, she still exudes that innocent sexiness I suspect she’s unaware of.

Scarlett Johansson. Photo by: Steve Granitz/WireImage

9. Megan Fox

Who? Best known as ‘Mikaela Banes’ of the live-action film Transformers.

Age: 23

Why? One word. Hawt. Seemingly every boy/man’s dream girl, I would be assassinated for not putting her in. But she’s not getting high on my list, nuh-uh.

Megan Fox. Photo by: Mark Von Holden/WireImage

8. Hayden Panettiere

Who? Best known as ‘Claire Bennet’ of the television series Heroes.

Age: 20

I like her character! This woman heals, for god’s sake! Eternal beauty will never die with her. And she can donate her blood to the others in my mansion to keep them youthful.

Hayden Panettiere. Photo by: Jason Merritt/Getty Images

7. Keira Knightley

Who? Best known as ‘Elizabeth Swann’ of the Pirates of Caribbean trilogy.

Age: 24

Why? I debated between her and Anne Hathaway (best known for Disney’s family comedy, The Princess Diaries), alas, Miss Hathaway does not make the cut for under-25; she’s 27 this year. English tea, anyone?

Keira Knightley. Photo by: Jeffrey Ufberg/WireImage

6. Leighton Meester

Who? Best known as ‘Blair Waldorf’ of the book-based TV series Gossip Girl.

Age: 23

I like her character! I love the biatch in her on Gossip Girl. The sort I don’t mind being if I were a character-based socialite. I’ll try to look past her leaked nude photos.

Leighton Meester. Photo by: Amy Sussman/Getty Images

5. Blake Lively

Who? Best known as ‘Serena van der Woodsen’ of the book-based TV series Gossip Girl.

Age: 22

Why? With a pretty smile like that and the ‘Everybody Loves Blake’ aura, I wanna be her best friend.

Blake Lively. Photo by: Jim Spellman/FilmMagic

4. Michelle Trachtenberg

Who? Best known as ‘Dawn Summers’ in the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Age: 24

Why? Not a particular fan of her in Buffy, but I love her as ‘Georgina Sparks’ in Gossip Girl. Her piercing gaze just gives me the tingles. The good sort.

Michelle Trachtenberg. Photo by: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images

3. Ashley Tisdale

Who? Best known for her character as ‘Sharpay Evans’ of the High School Musical film series.

Age: 24

Why? Not a fan of her character in High School Musical, but judging from her Twitter, she seems like a whole load of fun! Yes, I’m a stalker like you too.

Ashley Tisdale. Photo by: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

2. Jessica Gomes

Who? Australian model.

Age: 24

Why? Possibly the less well-known of all 10, but a lil’ Eurasian blood in the mansion would be a nice touch. With a Singaporean and Portuguese heritage, Gomes has appeared in Vogue, Teen Vogue, Glamour, the Victoria Secret’s catalogue, as well as plentiful of ads. She does have a touch of Japanese-ish look, doesn’t she?

Jessica Gomes. Photo by: Mark Von Holden/Getty Images

1. Emma Watson

Who? Best known for her character as ‘Hermione Granger’ in the Harry Potter film series.

Age: 19

Why? My favourite sort of ladies; with beauty and brain. With a middle French name like ‘Duerre’, a charming accent, and standing as a highly candidate of one of the Ivy Leagues (rumoured to be Brown University), what more can I ask for?

Emma Watson. Photo by: Jim Spellman/WireImage

And THAT concludes my Top 10.

Who else, do you think, should be in THE list? And who, on the list, should not? Let’s all place our cards on the table, shall we?